I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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