Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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