Whatcha textin bout Willis?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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