I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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