what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize