Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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