PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize