I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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