Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
we should paint friendship bongs
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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