My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
where are my eyebrows?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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