this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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