I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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