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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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