um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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