Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize