My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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