My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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