Dual....:-)
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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