I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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