did you get engaged???
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
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Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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