ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to summon your inner elephant
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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