I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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