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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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