He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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