38 yer olds are good kisserssss
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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