Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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