who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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