Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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