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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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