i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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