He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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