I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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