So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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