Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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