Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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