I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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