If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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