He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Damn victory sex feels great
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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