Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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