I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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