God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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