This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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