Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I will be naked everywhere
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wear drunk well.
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