It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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