no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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