She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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