you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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