he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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