high people should be assigned attendants
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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