singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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